Leo Carter

Why do jokes go to the doctor? They're feeling a little punch-drunk

Why do comedians prefer morning jokes? They brew better in the morning

I tried to start a comedy club, but it kept getting laughs for all the wrong reasons

Why do comedians bring ladders to parties? They want to take their jokes to a higher level

Why do jokes go to the gym? To get some punchline power

I tried to start a garden, but my jokes kept growing on me

Why do jokes go to therapy? They have punchline issues

I told a joke to a tree, but it just couldn't leaf me alone

Jokes are like keys, they unlock laughter

Why do comedians prefer dark humor? Because it's always brewing up new laughs

Why do jokes go to therapy? They have issues to punch out

Why do comedians prefer dark coffee? Because it's always brewing up new jokes

I tried to cook a joke in the oven, but it was a recipe for disaster

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why do comedians bring magnets to town hall? They attract laughter!

Jokes are like bubbles, they pop up everywhere and bring laughter

Why do jokes go to the gym? To get some punch-ing power!

Why do comedians bring ladders to town hall? They want to take their jokes to a higher level

Why do jokes go to therapy? They have a lot of punchlines to work through!

Jokes are like magnets, they attract laughter

Why do comedians prefer coffee? Because it's always brewing laughter!

Why do jokes go to the doctor? They're feeling a little punch-drunk!

Laughter is the best glue, it sticks people together

Jokes are contagious, they spread laughter

Why do comedians prefer dark stages? Because laughter shines brightest!

Why do jokes go to the gym? To get some punchline power!

Jokes are like bubbles, they pop up anywhere

Why do comedians bring ladders to parties? They want to take their jokes to new heights!

Why do jokes go to therapy? They have punchline issues!

Jokes are like cookies, they're better when shared